If the garbageman calls tell him we don't want any. Groucho Marx
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.Eric Hoffer
What's another word for Thesaurus? Anon
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Anon
I enjoyed your book, who wrote it for you?
Darling I am so glad you enjoyed it, who read it for you? Anon
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized. Anon
You are depriving some poor village of an idiot. Anon
Why did they build the Highway so close to the Castle. American tourist in Trim
ReplyDeleteIf Paddy Smyth has a whistle, watch out!!. Sheriff
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