If the garbageman calls tell him we don't want any. Groucho Marx
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.Eric Hoffer
What's another word for Thesaurus? Anon
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Anon
I enjoyed your book, who wrote it for you?
Darling I am so glad you enjoyed it, who read it for you? Anon
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
You are depriving some poor village of an idiot. Anon